Do you ever get the urge to "cut one" on somebody in public?

Question

Let 'er rip, Sunshine...

Answer 1

I work in a fancy hotel in the restuarant doing functions like weddings. I often have the urg to fart. One time about a week ago I decided to embrace my bum gas and I launched an air biscuit at the father of the brides table. Silent but deadly. The mother of the bride smelt it first and slapped the father on the arm then stood up and apologised to the table and demanded he went to the toilet immediatly. I covered my nose and shook my head disgustedly and kept pouring the water while. She apologised to me. It was the most rank fart you'd ever smelt. I went out the back and recieved many a high five from the chefs!True story!

Answer 2

I was a professional salesman for almost a decade. I would get on the elivator and make sure I burnt a ripe one and then move away from someone.No one suspected the guy in the suit did it. It felt good and I did it several times.

Answer 3

i've done it to people that get into my space. Best one was some woman shoved me out of the way to get to a bottom shelf in a library. I ripped a loud one and she jumped like she'd been shot.

Answer 4

I have felt the urge, but it's usually just because I have too much built up gas.

Answer 5

Yup

Answer 6

oh yes sometmes at work we have one "supervisor" who rarely helps out when we are extremely busy, she claimes it is "to hard" for her and she has to much to do, I would like to go into her office and lay a nice silent but deadly one and walk out of her office, but I would probably bust out laughing if I did.

Answer 7

not yet, but not sure what you mean by "cut one"

Answer 8

i do and i do...LOL