What's the funniest/cutest thing you've ever heard a child say (a child that wasn't yours or someone you were related to)?
2006-09-30 15:26:19 · 20 answers · asked by Rockin' n Rollin' 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
I was at the grocery store once and there was this little boy (probably 3 or so) who was sitting in the shopping cart while his dad was looking at something. I walked by and he said "There's a pretty girl...I found one dad!" I just thought that was the cutest thing ever!
2006-09-30 15:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by BeeFree 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was working at a Child Care Centre in the 2-3 year old room, and A Little Girl about 2 1/2 Got asked to do Something by another Carer and She Turned around an Said " YOU CANT SEE ME"
(for all you who don't know The WWE "John Cenas" catch phrase)
And me Being a Fan thought it was quite funny
As I live in Australia and The WWE is not all that big (especially for a 3 year old) and it is only on Pay TV
2006-09-30 22:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by rach m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend told me that when Toy Story first came out, her little four year old was at Target yelling (from across the store) "MOMMY MOMMY I WANT A BIG WOODY!"
(Of course, he meant the Woody the Cowboy doll, but it sounded HILARIOUS)
I also heard about this young mother with her little three year old at a Burger King. The mom smelled poop and asked the child repeatedly if he had pooped in his pants. He finally stood on the chair, turned his behind to her and pulled his pants down spreading his bottom and yelled, "SEE MOM? JUST FARTS!" the elderly couple near them came by before they were leaving and thanked the mother and child for the best laugh they have had in years. Kudo's to all the moms out there!
2006-09-30 17:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by ☽☮★♥ Alphα Fєmmє Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was at my grandma's house last weekend, and she had my 6 year old cousin, and 5 year old twins spending the night (crazy lady!). The 6 year old was talking to the little girl twin, and his eyes were getting wider and wider as she talked.
My grandma was trying to listen, but missed part, and asked the 6 year old what she's said, and he replied, with his hands up in the air, "I don't know, I don't speak 'girl!'"
2006-09-30 17:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Queen Queso 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at a mountain oyster fry ( bull testicles , Yes they are really good) when I saw a little boy about 3 or maybe 4 years go around to each member of his family to ask everybody a question. As they each tried to answer his querry, his mouth dropped open in shock each time. When he was done asking everybody at his table, he ran over to "Grandma " ( who looked about 90) and hollered in the loudest voice he could muster
GRANDMA STOP ! YOUR EATING BALLS!
2006-09-30 15:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by wrench'n away 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ok i dont want anyone to get offended my daughter really doesnt talk like this, this was a one time deal. my husband and i drink lots of coffee and we frequent dunkin donuts a lot through the drive thru, well i drink my coffe medium ice light with 7 splenda, hubby is lg ice cream 4 splenda, well we will pull up and order and have to repeat it a hundred times (which drives me nuts, used to work at a coffe shop and you only had to tell me once no matter how much crap you want in the cup) well one day its a thousand degrees out and hubby is at work so i say come on ciara lets go get a coffee, i pull in the drive thru they make me sit forever before even taking order (now no one is in front of me) then i have to repeat my coffee (just one coffee) like ten times. normally i get wicked aggravated but this day im in a good mood, so i dont mind, i want to make sure they get it right, after repeat the coffee 10 times out of the blue and as loud as can be ( im sure the girls heard her) MOMMY JUST DRIVE AWAY!!!! THESE GIRLS ARE A BUNCH OF B _ TCHES!!! i almost died i could not believe she said that. i asked her where she heard that and she goes DADDY.....yeah guess who slept on the couch that night?
2006-10-01 02:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by plcl32003 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Shortly after my gallbladder surgery, I was resting in my bedroom when I heard my 6 yr old grandson yelling for me to hurry and help him....expecting the worse. i hobbled to the door and when I got outside he was examing an watermellon that he had planted in my flower garden...and said "Look grandma...it is almost as fat as you are.."
2006-09-30 16:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgrandmaof3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so I have 2 of them the first one is this: a mom asked her son what part of no he didnt understand and he looked at her and goes all of it!
the second one was a little boy went to go run in the street and his mom grabbed him and stopped him and told him you could have gotten hit by a car do you wanna die? his answer was yes
2006-09-30 15:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by ::Mama to be:: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My neice came over and I was about 5 months pregnant and she was 4 and she said to my sister uncle eric bee's has been playing in aunties honey right mom thats why her tummy is so big.
2006-09-30 17:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by CARRIE M 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My 4 year old has a theory that his daddy and I are only allowed to do that "huggin' and kissin' in da kitchen." He cracks me up - everyday. Today, he told me that I got a shot in my arm and so when Daddy got home, and his baby brother got bigger, I would grow a baby girl in my tummy...all from a shot in my arm?
2006-09-30 15:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by baby_girl_1219 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋