not a RIIIIIIIIIIIP but a whoosh...like in school, when we're in a classroom that's relatively quiet.
i'm 100% serious! please give me serious answers!
2006-09-30 14:59:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
lol like squeese your butt and then just slowly let it out haha one time i was laughing at school and then by accident i let out a big one and then this fat kid was like "oh my god did u just fart???" and then i kept trying to deny it lol it was really funny.
2006-09-30 15:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the whoosh fart: let 'er go gently, feeling the heat in your pants. when the stench
rises, look around, wait for someone else to notice, then wink at them! It works well when there are more than two other people in the vicinity of the fart.
For the RIIIIIIIIIIIP fart: squeeze your *** cheeks together as tight as you can. just before the fart comes, gently release, but not completely. the result (for me -and it works every time!) is a very realistic sounding duck "quack". I often pull this "stunt" in public. I catch people looking around for a "duck" with puzzled looks. this is especially funny in malls!
2006-09-30 15:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by browngurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's easy. This is weird but pretend to have a marshmallow between the cheeks and pull you pants (not all the way) to let people around you think your pulling pants down instead of (u know)
2006-09-30 15:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by deadlypotent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer to use a method called the "one-cheek sneak."
Basically, to let it out, leave one cheek on the ground/chair/wall and slowly lift the other. If it doesn't release, slowly shift your weight towards the lifted cheek's side.
2006-09-30 15:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Janar_45th 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well Dear.................if I'm in a 'predicament' say, at a party......I always go and stand next to a fat man and keep smiling whilst I let it out gently.
People would always assume that it was him....if there was any sound or aroma.
Good Luck
Dorothy Mills (Mrs)
2006-09-30 15:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't u just run to get a drink of water or go to the bathroom & just let one go.
2006-09-30 15:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by yellow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fart and then blame it on the person next to u right away
2006-09-30 15:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by lax4life0022 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
..If you wedge a piece of juicy fruit gum
between your cheeks in the morning.....
the noise will be gone and you can fluff fruity foofs all day.
2006-09-30 15:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just let the bugger rip, then blame someone else.
2006-09-30 15:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn it to a qiet burp.
2006-09-30 15:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by sonata14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋