1 Should i perm my chest hair cause i cant see my medalion amongst all that fuzzz?
2 When im struttin down the street in my seeko swimming trunks should i sling my bulge to the left or to the right?
3 Should i keep my mullet shoulder length or below the earlobes?
4 What aftershave...Old spice or Karate?
2006-09-30 14:31:58 · 11 answers · asked by 3azaburd 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
4. 711 (Citrus scent.)
2. Right in the middle, if you can balance it.
1. Put the medalion in the bureau and go natural.
3. Depending upon how tall you are, shoulder length will attract a wilder woman.
2006-09-30 14:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I in the wrong decade or you?
Don't know what a Hoff is.
1.Excessive chest hair usually means you're losing it on top.
2. If you're strutting down the street in your swimming trunks it doesn't matter whether you dress right or left, you should be arrested - I'm sure the police can find some law against it.
3. What is your mullet? Assuming that, on account of your hirsute chest, you are probably going bald, if you're talking about your hair, then keep it short, it encourages growth.
4. Old Spice? I'm beginning to think you must be my age. I started to throw up at the smell of Old Spice when I was 18, and I was born before the 50s. Didn't know anyone still bought it. I mean even our fathers are dying out by now.
We fought for sexual freedom, we fought for the release of Nelson Mandela and we fought to ban Old Spice. I suppose two out of three isn't bad.
2006-10-01 05:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, do you have a kit-car? Can you sing in German?
Can I have Pamela's phone number? Or Carmen's?
Try Old Spicing your chest hair and Hai Karate-ing your bulge.
Eat the Mullet, it's delicious in red wine.
Hope this helps.
2006-10-01 02:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by NEIL C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Less medication, buy an MP3 player to wear, stuff a sock on the opposite side to throw all the lookers off balance, go with a Wall Street do, and English Leather. IMHO
2006-09-30 21:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Yim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're watching reruns of Knight Rider on Bravo, intcha?
2006-09-30 14:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you've landed in the wrong decade man. Climb back in your time machine and go back to the 70's.
2006-09-30 14:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by the truth has set me free 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If those are the options you are looking at.. well i don't think it really matters what you decide.
2006-09-30 14:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by roxie_xd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You flatter yourself.
2006-09-30 14:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do we look like we care
2006-10-02 06:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by kitten6444 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bloke is a nob!!
2006-09-30 14:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by returnofkarlos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋