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If, as the scientists say, it's true that opposites attract, then you must certainly be a Burger Queen.
Meet him at McDonalds and play with his quarter pounder.
Then go to Jack-off in the Box and get their extra "special sauce".
Then go to Wendy's and order their chili with finger food.
Call Ma-Bell and tell her someone is picking on you.

2006-09-30 14:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Rusty 4 · 2 1

Change the message on your answering machine to "I am in the process of changing my phone number" then leave Wendy's number on the message.

2006-10-01 18:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0 0

Eat some Mc Donalds he will go away when he finds out that you have been cheating.

2006-09-30 22:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by carmen d 6 · 0 0

HIre Ronald McDOnald as your body guard.

2006-09-30 21:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by sjj571 4 · 0 0

Make love to him using mayo as a lubricant.

2006-09-30 21:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get an origonal act buhbi

2006-09-30 21:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, call back and say NO I WILL NOT WAKE UP WITH THE KING

2006-09-30 21:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sangokins 2 · 0 0

Tell him the hamburgler got your wife leave me alone.

2006-09-30 21:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by dijay 2 · 0 0

Do a barrel roll!

2006-09-30 21:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Fry his asss

2006-09-30 21:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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