So I swiped a few extra crackers and cups of juice as they passed the communion trays down the row. How was I supposed to know that it wasn't all-you-can-eat? Am I gonna split hell wide open for this?
2006-09-30 14:07:07 · 9 answers · asked by whynotaskprairiedawn 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, just your butt cheeks because that grape juice will give you the runs!!!
2006-09-30 14:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Noclone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a person were truly hungry, the Lord would never deny him food, including the eating of the Lord's super or communion as some call it. If someone were hungry and in a church, they would only need to say something to a member there and they would be leaving with bags of food and probably even an invite to someones home or out to a restaurant for dinner. To be quite honest, if I were to see someone taking several cups of juice and eating a few crackers, I would personally scooch over to this person and ask them if they were hungry and offer my personal assistance as I believe most true christians would know to do.
2006-09-30 21:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you even doing at a communion service. Historically atheist don't believe in heaven or hell. And if your not atheist you need to spend more time praying and less time on the computer.
2006-09-30 21:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by rhonda h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend was a altor boy and one day him and his friend drank all the wine before the mass started...The priest thought it was funny...They were throwing up through the whole mass...The priest made them work that day...In the hot sun...Picking up trash around the building...funny story huh?
2006-09-30 21:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by cheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but that is for a remembrence of God you shouldn't have done that, it was kind of selfish.
Personally i think you should ask for forgivness from God especially if you personally feel bad about it, then forget about it because God then forgot about it.
2006-09-30 21:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No..But the Priest could have kicked you out.
2006-09-30 21:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by John G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do they make those crackers so small.....Hey if your hungry your hungry even Jesus can relate to that.
2006-09-30 22:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by coopchic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess u think ur real funny...
NOT!!!!!
2006-09-30 21:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by latina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny............
2006-09-30 21:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋