President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's." Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in
TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and
said, But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!"
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2006-09-30 13:26:31 · 7 answers · asked by grant212021 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats what i call a joke. got any more
2006-09-30 14:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Michael R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-30 13:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cracking up with laughter
2006-09-30 13:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that is funny lol
2006-09-30 16:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still laughing
2006-09-30 13:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-30 15:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-30 13:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by re_love1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋