Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
2006-09-30 12:55:58 · 15 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one of the oldest MJ jokes around!! Get some new material or shut up!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-09-30 16:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
ROFLMAO that is a good 1 good thing i had just gone pee or i would have peed my pants,i was laughing so hard
2006-09-30 20:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by wowwhosthatchick 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I love that one
2006-09-30 20:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If i was drinking milk it would have gone flying out my nose...good one!
2006-09-30 19:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-09-30 20:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sasha 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Love it.
2006-09-30 20:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that is funny i dont care who you are thats funny
2006-09-30 20:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by green day fan 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2006-09-30 19:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
*laughing hysterically* that's horrible...
2006-09-30 20:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by Alecto 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
lol
2006-09-30 19:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋