She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make
love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and
then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that
all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
Gotcha! Ha! Ha! Hope you enjoyed.
2006-09-30 12:48:29 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Thanks that was awesome.
2006-09-30 12:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Chicklet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes longer than 2 minutes to boil an egg
2006-10-01 20:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by baby shih tzu 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He lasted 8 minutes because he lost his breath with the 8,000 feet altitude.
2006-09-30 19:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Papa-Dan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-10-01 01:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your 15 minutes of fame.'
2006-09-30 19:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7 minutes of pleasure
2006-09-30 19:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell 18 minutes is good enough lol.
2006-09-30 19:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute but would be more appropriate in jokes category.
2006-09-30 19:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by barbara 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha. That was a good one.
2006-09-30 19:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by stupidgenius624 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-30 19:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!
2006-09-30 19:53:23 · answer #11 · answered by Lady T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋