She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make
love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and
then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that
all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
Gotcha! Ha! Ha! Hope you enjoyed.
2006-09-30 12:45:11 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure did and sounds like I enjoyed more than she did! LOL Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-30 12:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did enjoy. ha ha. that's cute.
20 minutes isn't so bad. it's a little longer than a quicky. he he.
have a good day.
2006-09-30 12:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, lmao.
2006-09-30 17:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it was a quicky,i hope for his sake
2006-09-30 12:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good
2006-09-30 12:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny... he should talk to "smilin' bob"
2006-09-30 12:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good.
2006-09-30 17:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great lol thanks ♥
2006-09-30 13:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-30 12:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋