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Cookie monster doesn't really eat his cookies. He crunches them up all over the set and he's a real slob. I wish someone would tell him to clean up his act.

2006-09-30 12:42:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

what a mofo

2006-09-30 16:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by whynotaxpimpdon 1 · 0 0

WHAT?!? I must go now. You, and only you, have ruined all I know, my complete belief system. And now The Cookie Monster must die for his lies. I will devour his cookie encrusted fur. The bastard, the Jesus defying whore must feel the wrath. Die Monster of thy Cookies, you scum and swine of lies. WHY! WHY Cookie?!?! Please, tell me it's not true you *****, you cookie crunkching *****. OOOOHHH the humanity!

2006-09-30 20:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by tsavo 2 · 0 0

so buy him a sweeper for Christmas along with a broom and dustpan. maybe he will take the hint

2006-09-30 19:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

I told him. He said he would clean up his act when you clean up yours

2006-09-30 19:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by SETFREEBYJESUS 4 · 0 0

That is because he has no throat! He was made overseas and shipped in.

2006-09-30 19:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mum's the word.

2006-09-30 19:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0 0

I KNEW IT...well your secret is safe with me.....it would disturb my daughter if i told her

2006-09-30 22:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by coopchic 5 · 0 0

I like you. Can I look up your dress?

2006-09-30 19:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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