MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslim Terrorists, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife. This effort will also show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof that you are not a Muslim Terrorist.
The American government appreciates your effort and great sacrifice to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
God bless America.
2006-09-30 12:32:57 · 14 answers · asked by I'm crazy 4 God 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
I'd love to see the media coverage for this one
2006-09-30 15:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Although the majority of terrorists are Muslim, this does not mean the majority of Muslims are terrorists!
2006-10-01 03:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by John M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke - If the government asks for help with domestic terrorists, pick up a mirror and put it in their faces.
2006-09-30 23:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Reba K 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee
2006-09-30 23:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by BlueNTexas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I walked out of my house naked I would probably scare the whole neighborhood away.
And then my taxes would go up, because I would be the only one left in town!
:-)
2006-09-30 19:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by helpme1 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute idea, but I can't do that! They'd probably decide to kill us anyway, not themselves. If not them then our husbands and fathers would beat us half to death. Besides, I would not participate in anything that would just prove to the world that they are right in presuming all American women are shameless whores.
2006-09-30 19:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by DJ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
( o ) ( o )
CAN'T WAIT TO PROVE I AM NOT A MUSLIM TERRORIST!!!!
Oh yeah, I will have my dog right next to me too...isn't there some reason Muslims think dogs are "unclean."
2006-09-30 19:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea but will it work?
2006-09-30 22:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Germz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if only you were homeland security directer
2006-09-30 19:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a patriot...
I will do my duty...
2006-09-30 19:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋