Look, I made a mistake. Check my user history for background. Basically, yesterday I picked up this ugly fat ***** at a white trash bar because I was desperate. The whore is so fat she sprung a leak in my water bed. Did she leave after that? No.
I need to get rid of her. I tried pushing her out the door of my basement apartment (which I rent for $250 PER MONTH!!) and somehow she got fatter since she's been here. It may have been the line of mcdonalds hamburgers I laid on the floor in a line to tempt her out of the door. In any event she is not willing to leave and I have serious doubts she'll fit through the door anyway.
Internet: What do I do with this ham beast and how do I move on with my life ham-beast-free??? She's sitting on the toilet right now and I think her *** is wedged into the seat. I don't want to know if she's stuck or not. She fell asleep on the toilet a little while ago after I refused to get a crow bar to help her up.
God, the smell.
2006-09-30 12:08:30 · 22 answers · asked by goochsr 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha your funny, maybe instead of cheeseburgers you should of used fried chicken
2006-09-30 12:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Board up the bathroom door the next time she goes in there. Keep her in there for a few days or however long necessay to melt away some fat. (So she can fit out the door).By then, she'll be starving. Empty out all remnants of food from your place, so she has no reason to stay, give her a McDonalds gift certificate & tell her to go on without you. Kick her in the *** if she needs getting help out. Then, never get desperate enough to let the fat cow back in!!!!
2006-09-30 12:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by tigerlily27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you have to go to your parents or work she has to leave, lie and say you'll call her tomorrow, if she ask for your # give her a fake one.how can you be so desperate to do a fat chick? are you ugly and can't get women? or fat too? I don't care how long it's been fat is just gross.not even if it was the last guy on earth, I'd do myself first.
2006-09-30 12:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by smurfette_ftwayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are desperate for attention it is impossible to get stuck on the toilet. If this true I think you have a personal problem.Call the cops if you can't get her to leave . If they can't get her out they will call the fire department.
2006-09-30 12:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Alicia S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I never thought I would meet a complete tawt on line, but here you are.
Read what you have wrote, contemplate it, then say sorry as you hang yourself from the top floor.
Not only are you a fcuking Muppet, you're a white trash wnaker also.
Email me if you have the bottle.
You sad fcuk.
2006-09-30 12:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is really funny!!! You have some funny phrases and made me laugh out loud. I ate the last whore-beast that wouldn't leave. Have you tried that?
2006-09-30 12:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Billy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Propose to her, if you were so desperate for some "FAT" pussy then you should pay the piper my friend, bite the bullet. Get kinky.
Or
Pack up and move out
2006-09-30 12:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by samanny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her u have to go somewhere and u will drop her off somewhere if she wants u too. If u don't have a car. Just tell her u are leaving, and she has to leave too. and u will see her another time if u have the time.
2006-09-30 12:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by deeyve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or maybe you just hate women, fat and thin alike? Give it a thought! You may be headed in a more natural direction that suits your taste...?
2006-10-01 16:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by fancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least she does not have tendons, I have the same problem but mine is stuck to my back liike a leach and I can't get her off, so think yourself lucky.
2006-09-30 12:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by froggy010101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewe..gross..thats what you get for snatchin up on thosebig girls..you should have known they were gonna be stinky..ew..i don't know what your gonna do. Take all the food out of the apartment...leave..she'll leave eventually. God thats sick!
2006-09-30 12:12:16 · answer #11 · answered by justwonderingwhatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋