THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: " Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: "A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."
WOMAN: " I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new
2006 models, I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:! ..."$90,000.?"
MAN: .."OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The
house I wanted last year is
back on the market They're asking $950,000."
MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them! an offer of
$9 00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2006-09-30 12:06:22 · 24 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the best jokes I have heard in a long time! LOL!
2006-09-30 13:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaheeeee adequate now a foul one from me ( only a guy or female who knows of hindi language may have an understand-how of this humorous tale) Banta:- mistriji mattress majbut banana mere munde nu bahu pe chadna hai. mistri:- aisa majbut mattress banaunga ki sara mohalla bahu pe chad jaye to bhi kuch nahi tutega.
2016-12-04 02:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-09-30 18:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was funny. I do however pity the guy who owed that phone. Bet he never leaves it lying around again.
2006-09-30 20:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punch line was too obvious but still funny
2006-09-30 14:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by d2pain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Great !
2006-09-30 12:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by Corina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got that in an email from a friend it is funny
2006-09-30 12:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got me on that one! LOL Good one!
2006-09-30 13:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-30 22:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny!!!
2006-09-30 12:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋