JOKE NUM. 1
Knock Knock???
Whos there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
CATCH UP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK OR YOU WILL FALL BEHIND!!!!
JOKE NUM 2
a baby juss swallowed a pen...
the mother worried, called the doctor and asked for help
the doctor : meanwhile use a pencil then....! ahahahaha..
2006-09-30 11:21:50 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock knock
Whose there?
Archie.......
Archie who?
Archie tired of these stupid Knock knock jokes
2006-09-30 11:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by barrettins 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
it form of feels slightly disjointed this one and that i would be unable to make out a topic matter or storyline. additionally, how have the police "fled to the scene": to flee is to run removed from some thing, not run in the direction of. Are you a convict then? Who or what's gently touching who or what? what's this little icicle approximately. help us to appreciate....
2016-10-15 09:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by quinteros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were um great for first graders. oh but heres one that is just great period. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9....ha....oh boy
2006-09-30 11:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't listen to them who are knocking your jokes, they are good! I have copied and saved them to my joke list i have on my computer. thx for sharing them! and to Amshaegar *UK* who was complaining about people using spell chek, try using it yourself! some people just don't recognize internet slang when they see it.so just shut up.
2006-09-30 11:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by nicci p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dient like neither of them..too grade school for me , heres one alil more grown up n truely funny ..
setting: 2 girls talkin bout marriages
jen: ya girl this is #4
de: wow #4, what happened to ur 1st husband?
jen: he died from eatin poinsoned mushrooms
de: wow, that sucks, well what happened to ur 2nd husband?
jen: he also died from eating poisoned mushrooms?
de: omg , well im afraid to ask but what happened to ur 3rd?
jen: well, he wouldnt eat the mushrooms
2006-09-30 11:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
negative 0000000000000000000000000000000000001 4 the first one,
the next one would take up a lot of space, so i won't even bother...
2006-09-30 11:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't find the jokes that funny, and learn to spell, there even a spell checker to help you which you seem to be too stupid to use.
2006-09-30 11:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Liked the first one.
2006-09-30 11:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
the first 1 is cool but i dont realy get the second 1...........srry.
2006-09-30 11:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by ray-lyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I didn't find either of them remotely funny.
2006-09-30 11:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sager 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋