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When you are at the grocery store, do you roam the aisles just so you can fart? I unsuspectingly walked into somebody's cloud today, and it isn't the first time this has happened. I was wondering just how many people do this?

2006-09-30 11:11:40 · 10 answers · asked by T Time 6 in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

my husband does all it all the time

2006-09-30 11:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1 0

NO I don't "roam" the aisles BUT I do fart when I have to. Even at the store...most of the time I will blame the most embaresed person with me , when I am alone I say "wasn't me!!!" Sorry if you walked into a cloud of " viatmin - F" It wasn't me!!!!

2006-09-30 18:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 1 0

Yes, I fart...but I don't roam the isles looking for the perfect place to let it rip. I prefer the silent approach when someone else is around (preferably a guy), that way if it smells (which it doesn't always smell much), anyone walking by will think it was him. lol!!

2006-09-30 19:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by firehorsetwo 3 · 0 0

I don't fart just to fart, I'll fart if I have to. And hope it isn't loud. But I bet there probably are people who do that. How can you just make yourself fart without pooping your pants?

2006-09-30 21:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by lazycat 3 · 0 0

i think i have once. but i didnt roam. i accidentally farted and well you dont want to be at the scene of the crime so i just walked away.

2006-09-30 18:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry, but sometimes it happens. Farts happen. I doubt anyone does it on purpose, but of course most normal people book on outta there before anyone can accuse them..

2006-09-30 21:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by juniper 3 · 0 0

When I fart, I often think, "I made that." It's kind of like having a baby. I feel proud...

As some people are proud of their stupid, stupid children...I am proud of my farts.

2006-09-30 18:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Billy 3 · 2 0

and you should stand still and place BIO-Hazard signs up right get real you drop it and leave ASAP. Like SHAGGY says
wasn,t me.

2006-09-30 18:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by arkie182 3 · 0 0

ew gosh not, i hate people who do stuff like that its just wrong!

2006-09-30 18:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by .crescent.moon. 2 · 0 1

I don't think I've ever done that.

2006-09-30 18:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0 0

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