be deported as an illeagal alien?
2006-09-30 10:55:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By the time he arrives, America as we know it will already have ceased to exist.
2006-09-30 10:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, since jesus would have no documentation of any kind, no birth certificate, no paperwork from any other country, he would have to be detained. I mean, where would u deport him to. He wouldn't even be able to apply for a visitors visa or anything. Best case scenario is that jesus would be allowed political asylum since his attempted assassination based on his religious beliefs could be well documented even though it happened quite a while ago. But most likely he would be sent to gitmo indefinitely awaiting trial with the rest of the people labeled as threats to the security of the United States.
2006-09-30 11:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. That would mean that someone would have to notice him.
The people least likely to notice him would be the fund-a-mental-ists of the American South.
Even if they did, they'd be like, "Hey, aren't you supposed to be more angry and self-righteous like us? Aren't you supposed to be more narrow-minded? You mean you of all people think I'm not too bright for taking the Bible literally?"
2006-09-30 11:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you watch the news Fox News reported him in Wisconsin Friday night.
2006-09-30 10:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would be quite capable of accomplishing anything he would want to thereby making the question of deportation irrelevant.
2006-09-30 11:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Just saw your question 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The return of Jesus Christ is spoken of in His Word The Bible very plainly how He will return, and He will do the taking and if you would like to learn more then visit A Seventh Day Adventist Church in your area, also free bible lessons that spell out a lot of info www.itiswritten.com God bless EMAIL not messanger me also wgr88@yahoo.com
2006-09-30 10:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by wgr88 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If you knew about him; you would not have asked such a stupid quesion. I suggest that U read more books esp. the Bible. Somehow U did not comprehend ANYTHING OR MUCH OF IT, If U. did read said material.
2006-09-30 11:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Charles C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. He would be like the others and fly under the radar. Why would He be limited on anything? If you believe in Him then you believe he can do all things. That means no exceptions, no limits. No ifs, ands, or buts.
2006-09-30 10:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't know. Maybe he'd manage to fake a passport.
2006-09-30 10:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea and when he said he was jesus noone would beleive him. but that would be awesome if he did. but i dont know becuase if he ever did...then not everyone would get to meet him, only the generation when he came, so it would be unfair, and jesus is all for fairness
2006-09-30 10:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋