A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
2006-09-30 10:41:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its okay the worm means him the worm shows how the what the whiskey is doing to you i geuss well you find out hopefully you will find out your pic/avatar is so cute how'd you get it that way besides you make it that way you know bye
2006-09-30 10:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ i am the one & only! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is pretty good. I have a really stupid one that is old as dirt but it makes me laugh every time I think of it. It goes
Why did Mickey leave Minnie?
Because she was ***** Goofie!
ha ha ha ha ho ho ho
2006-09-30 11:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Bogie Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is funny because he did not learn his lesson but i think it was stupid because i feel sorry for his wife for putting up with him
2006-09-30 10:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of funny
2006-09-30 11:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by gymnastics617 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-30 11:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by meeeohmyyyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie. LOL.
2006-10-02 14:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA, Good way of looking at it.
2006-09-30 10:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ~ funny
2006-09-30 10:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja that was funny.
2006-09-30 10:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-30 16:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋