I have this big ugly mustard stain on my new white shirt. Unfortunately, I don't have enough money right now to go to the laundrymat. I need to have this shirt cleaned. Which will get my shirt cleaned faster... Praying to a "god" for a clean shirt, or scrounging money from people to go to the laundrymat?
2006-09-30 10:30:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ever heard of washing it by hand? that would probably be the fastest way to clean it.
2006-09-30 11:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by candi_k7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the fastest way to remove that mustard stain is for you to pray to a god, (pick any, it really doesn't matter) to give you the power to remove the stain. Then once the power of said god has infused your "soul" you can use the cleansing power of holy fire to remove the stain. The cleansing power of holy fire has been used since the beginning of time to get rid of pesky stains. (I think one time some god tried to use a lot of water, but that didn't work very well so he went back to holy fire) I will attempt to list some of the things cleansed by holy fire. This is in no way a complete list just a sampling:
1. Sodom
2. Gomorrah
3. Moses used holy fire from the Ark of the Covenant to clear a bright shiny path of destruction to the promised land.
4. Armageddon is advertised as being one big cleaning fest with the power of holy fire.
I am sure that there are a lot more, maybe this could be a new game on yahoo answers. "Spot the holy fire"
2006-09-30 17:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this, you get a job and you can go to the laundry mat. I may not be the best Christian but I do know you should pray to god to give you some better ideas than these weak a s s questions you keep asking.” I have 2 jars a jelly and a baked potato stuck up my a s s should I pray to god to get it out or should I stick some bread up there and call it dinner”
You’re fu ck in stupid
2006-09-30 17:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know....... if you stare at it long enough the energy from your brain will dissolve the stain so.........depending on how much grey matter you have then that's how long it will take to get rid of the stain and you don't have to pray or scrounge any money.......how good it that??
2006-09-30 17:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by slipper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank God, because he gave you a dirty shirt so that you can go beg more effectively.
I really like your questions
2006-09-30 17:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by unicorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see...
No money for the wash cycle...
so, no money for the dry cleaners...
hmmm, a very perplexing problem.
Why not spill more mustard on it, spread it arond and call it your new yellow shirt. (French's, or Gulden's?)
2006-09-30 17:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may be your sole purpose in life, is simply to serve as a warming to others!!
Pray to God, for help for yourself, your shirt is the least of your worries!
I, shall even pray for you.......
2006-09-30 17:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn it inside out and backwards all ways worked for me lol have a good one and ps praying will help to
2006-09-30 17:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
draw a happy face on the mustard stain and nobody will think anything of it!
2006-09-30 17:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by fatgirl2food 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
scrounging up money. But, just throw it away, get a new one with that money. Begging is VERY PROFITABLE!
2006-09-30 17:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by Alias400 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋