2006-09-30 10:27:59 · 9 answers · asked by justmejb 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell her she's a brunette
2006-09-30 10:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by NIGHT_WATCH 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simply read Acts Of The Apostles out loud, as they did in the Toronto Blessing. At about Acts 1:8 ye folk break out laughing. Perhaps it has something to do with John truly baptized with water, but ye shall be (untruly) baptized with the Holy "Ghost"; followed by it's not for you(them) to know either times or seasons.
Indeed, forgive "them", for they "know not".
Know not what they do and what they say,
is what brings "destruction" upon "them".
Cause and Effect? Matthew 12: 37
Cause: by thy words
Effect: thou justified or condemned
Cause and Effect? 1Thessalonians 5:3.
Cause: say Peace & Safety in Law Law
Effect: "no escape" sort of destruction
7 Churches of Asia(Turkey)?
No churches in Turkey today.
Blonde response: laughter,
Until Tsunami, Katrina, Etc
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ WITH YOU ALL. AMEN.
2006-09-30 10:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her "Theres a man inside hung like this." and spread your arms.
2006-09-30 10:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her a joke on Friday. It's SOOO old and stupid...
2006-09-30 10:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sit behind her and tickle her
2006-09-30 10:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by n2mustaches 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her anything about the pews.
2006-09-30 10:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by TopReviewer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her what thay are saying is true it will have her in fits of laughter
2006-09-30 10:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, as long as you're busy dealing with the important stuff.
2006-09-30 10:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by kittens 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell her a joke on friday
2006-09-30 10:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋