i promised a female friend i would make her some blueberry pancakes, but we live in different countries. we are both atheist. do you think if we both converted to christianity, your magical mystery god would teleport the pancakes from my kitchen to her breakfast table for us?
2006-09-30 09:49:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That would be fricken awesome... pancake teleportation. Think of all the OTHER things this god might teleport... things like...... like........ PIZZA!!!
2006-09-30 09:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
You know God could cause someone to bring your friend pancakes for breakfast. I've known of a milk man getting a flat tire in front of the home of someone with children with no milk or money to buy milk for her children, she had prayed for milk that day. Or, I could tell you how when the elderly are dying sometimes they begin to act like little children again ... so this one elderly woman I sat with prayed out loud from her death bed and asked for God to send a blue bird on her window sill. The blue bird arrived within a minute or two. I could name many more and some much bigger things that have happened for people who love God but I doubt it would do any good as I just believe God's miracles are needed for more important things than pancakes. But ya never know, why not pray and ask, or better yet, convert to Christianity and ask. No matter what you believe Crow, God does love you more than you realize.
2006-09-30 09:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by son-shine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All things are possible but you would have to start pouring the syurp into the void and then speak them into existance. Would you believe God then? Probably not, because that would mean that you are not God. You may think It is all fun and games to bad mouth Christ, but He is the one and only way to salvation. If you are only interested in blueberry pancakes for your girlfriend then it might not work. As for God being magic, forget it. God can create with His mind alone. I suggest that you try that, or grow a limb back that has been severed first, then the pancakes. Since you choose this forum to excercise your humor, I will choose this forum to pray for your soul because that is the bottem line to even being on this aspect of Yahoo Questions. By the way you are responsible for what you have been taught, believe it or not.
2006-09-30 10:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That’s so stupid, and what’s with the crow s h I t ? that’s sooo gay, and why cant you get a girl in the same country? And you can convert to Christianity its not like being a f u c k I n Jew.
You are with out a doubt the stupidest f a g g o t in the whole world leave the Christians alone. You just need to get your own faith figured out(i'm sure it will have somthing to do with gay a s s black makeup). Remember that time I told your mom I was gonna make her pancakes then I tied her down and f u c k started your face p u s s y
2006-09-30 10:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Have you "tried" the "great" Wizard of Oz? If he can get Dorthy back to Kansas with 3 clicks of her magical red ruby slippers, I think he should be the one to help you get your pancakes to where they have to go! Don't you? I suppose you could "try" calling God and if he puts you on "hold" you are in "trouble" my man!
2006-09-30 10:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by noditz57 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes I really do. All things are possible. You know you've seen it too.If you like I could pray about this for you and ask God to help you get the pancakes. Maybe God would like you to send them in bubble wrap through the mail, since he's so busy working on bigger things other people can't solve for them selves.
2006-09-30 09:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by Isabella 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Just give it a million years and your breakfast table will evolve into blueberry pancakes because that is what it needs to do in order to survive. Survival of the breakfast.
It's no more far fetched than what you already believe!
2006-09-30 09:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by unicorn 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
umm God can do wonders but tranferring blueberry pancakes is probably something he's not going to be able to do for you. just make them next time you see your friend. mail a letter to her telling her you'll do that, if you know where she lives.
2006-09-30 09:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by band geek 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stop just stop. i pity you and your unbelief, but more, I am furious that you would mock God. Just because you do not believe what Christians believe, does not mean you must mock them. But its ok. see when I was a little girl, my mommy told me that everything had a consequence. like if I stole a cookie from the cookie jar, and my mom didn't find out, something bad might happen as a consequence. like a friend might get in a fight with me or something like that. so, just look around your life, and see what comes out of your mocking god. if your oven blows up, think about it. if the price for blueberries goes wayyy up-think about it. may god forgive you
2006-09-30 09:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by maconheira 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
No because god hates pancakes. I'll tell you what, my golden unicorn that lives in my pocket will do it for you. After all there is just as much proof of my unicorn existing as their is of god existing.
2006-09-30 10:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋