Does anyone know a fairly humorous Dinner Grace to say before we eat at a formal dinner? I've been asked to give the Grace and I don't want to do the usual boring ones.
2006-09-30 09:34:06 · 7 answers · asked by Fifi L'amour 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
You could do a search for memorable dinner prayers from movies. That way, people would know that you were not trying to be funny about prayer, but wanting to make it more interesting.
For instance, one of my favorite movie quotations came from the movie "Shenandoah" with Jimmy Stewart:
"Lord, we cleared this land. We plowed it, sowed it, and harvested it. We cooked the harvest. It wouldn't be here and we wouldn't be eating it if we hadn't done it all ourselves. We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank you Lord just the same for the food we're about to eat. Amen."
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2006-09-30 09:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about who your audience is. It's a formal dinner, and there are mostly older people there, don't be cutesy.
2006-09-30 16:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by northernbornsoutherner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought u was looking for after dinner spanking advice...!
2006-09-30 16:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you tried the Selkirk Grace, by Rabbie Burns? There's also "bless this bunch as they munch their lunch"
2006-09-30 16:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good food, good meat, good god, let's eat!
And, to not offend anyone, try this:
Good food, good meat, praise God, let's eat!
2006-09-30 16:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for this dinner free of mold...
...eat up quick before it goes cold...
..Amen
2006-09-30 16:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by hoppo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen.. and tuck in!!!
2006-09-30 16:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by saajan_1982 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋