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when I,m in the shower my (male dog) jumps all over me yet He ignores my voluptuous gilfriend whilst she is in a state of undress. ps. I have nothing against gays or religeous fundamentalists

2006-09-30 09:15:36 · 39 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Pets Dogs

39 answers

Gay is a human thing not a dog thing.
If your dog is humping you it means he is showing you who is the dominant one in your realtionship, HIM.
As for your GF maybe he sees her as the dominant one.

2006-09-30 09:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by tlctreecare 7 · 5 2

He's probably "bi". That's a big trend with dogs lately. Check out the Dogs Gone Wild videos that are available for purchase on late night TV cable channels. Those dogs will do anything after guzzling some Jagermeister shots.

2006-10-01 07:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by JeffG 3 · 0 0

No, I don't think your dog is gay, I think he is enjoying the shower with you. Since you are the owner, it would be normal for him to jump in with you instead of your girlfriend. I have nothing against gays either. Peace to you. Enjoyed your question.

2006-09-30 09:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0 0

I would not worry as i have always supected my dog was gay as he has a very close relationship with my cat who is also male and they have proved me right as he now regulary tries to mount my cat who is the size of my dogs head and he is a very large Labrador. What worries me most is that the cat nevre tries to run of.

2006-09-30 22:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Alison F 1 · 0 0

Of course not. This is what a Dog does when they are trying to get your attention, being affectionate or want to play.

Since when would a Dog be interested in a naked human woman? It isn't a human man.

2006-09-30 10:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My (male) dog acts this way with my husband. I agree with the trainers - it's a dominance thing.
My dog's home all day with me and knows his place with me. My husband however works away a lot so my dog acts that way with him to show that he's the dominant one.
He doesn't listen to a word my husband says, will only obey me or the kids, cos in his mind the pecking order goes: ME, the kids, the dog, my husband.
You need to show him that you are in charge. My husband is too weak to do this, just allows him to act stupid cos he doesn't see him too often.

2006-09-30 09:44:12 · answer #6 · answered by rainstorm_gurl 2 · 2 0

He's not gay. Dogs mount to show dominance as well as to show sexual attraction. Also of he is just jumping up at you, he could be looking attention.

2006-09-30 09:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by harvestmoon 5 · 0 0

you are his master, of course he's going to jump all over you. it is a well known fact that dogs are more attracted to the male owners. so stop slaggin him off and start with the lovin yiur puppy x

2006-10-02 04:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Paterson x 2 · 0 0

What is your dog doing in the shower with you ? If your dog has not been spayed or neutered then he has this natural instinct.If you have no intentions of letting your dog mate then have him fixed ASAP.

2006-09-30 09:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmmmmmmmm. why would someone have a dog in the bathroom the same time as he is ?.

Theres a limit to where I'd let my dog go in my house !!!!

2006-09-30 09:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jon H 3 · 0 0

I dont think your dog is gay... mabey gender confused?
Buy a girl dog mabey he'll leave you alonewhen your in the shower...lol dude!

2006-09-30 09:25:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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