A little bird was flying south for the winter when he ran in to a snow storm well the little birds wings froze and the bird fell to the ground the little bird thought that he would die and was chirping scared to death then a cow came by an took a crap on him the little bird was so happy because the cows crap was warm an the crap was keeping him alive that he was singing really loud then a cat heard him an came and dug him out of the crap an ate him
the moral of this joke is not every one that craps on you is your enemy and not every one that digs you out of crap is your friend
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2006-09-30 08:40:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've never heard that one before. its uh interesting sure...
can i plz have the ten points???
2006-09-30 10:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 06:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by reatherford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charming way to put it... but yes I agree and no I've never heard it before...
2006-09-30 09:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by larney_0000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2006-09-30 09:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Greg S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm touched, let me wipe my tears.
2006-09-30 09:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard it before but thats really cool I like that one thanks for sharing =)
2006-09-30 09:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jeanie Rae saves the day <3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was touching
2006-09-30 08:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by tribute_13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, I have to remember that.
2006-09-30 08:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so right
and you said it so eloquently too
lol
2006-09-30 08:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes years ago.
2006-09-30 08:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋