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Your fella tells you he has a suprise holiday booked for you, but he is very secretive about where it is to. He just tells you that he has found the 8th wonder of the world. When you get to the airport you havn't heard of your destination but when you arrive its hot and beautiful scenery. When the pick up arrives he blindfolds you. After a while in the car it stops, you's get out and walk a little. You can hear the ocean but its distant. He sits you down at a table and removes the blindfold. You see you are sat the top of a cliff looking over the ocean and a golden beach.
"Is this the 8th wonder you spoke of? Its beautiful." you say. But he says no and spins you round and there is a big mirror behind you showing your reflexion. A waiter pours you some wine and walks away. But then your man turns around grabs his bum cheeks and makes out his bum is talking...
"I need to *** you a question, will you put this ring on your finger?Would you say no, spoiled the mood or laugh and accept...

2006-09-30 05:40:21 · 32 answers · asked by paulcartwheel 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

32 answers

LOL..LOL i just nearly pissed my nicks...i would love that,, what a great sense of humour....MY KIND OF GUY......and what a great marriage you would have..
i would probably shag him there and then on the table.........

by the way the girl really shouldn't be with the guy if she hasn't got a s,o,h

oh by the way i would say yes yes yees yeees yeeeeeeeeees

2006-09-30 06:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by chelsea 2 · 0 2

LOL Laugh and accept...BUTT (excuse the pun!) I'd perhaps consider being a little creative when repeating the story to family and kids!

After all that effort and I'd guess that if you knew the guy well enough to have that sort of sense of humour, then that sort of thing shouldn't drive the girl away! It's funny and not too sickly sweet!

2006-09-30 05:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by diamante_sheeny 2 · 0 0

Well I hope you like the feel of a wine bottle up your bum because thats what you'll get...and THEN pushed off of the cliff! Don't you dare ruin a special moment like that! You can be silly later!

2006-09-30 06:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by K's Mom 3 · 1 0

Hahahahaha i was saying awwwww until i got to the bum thing....you really need to leave that part out...unless of course she has a sense of humor like you. But that was the sweetest thing....almost made me cry,,,,being that i want to get married to my man but dont know if that will ever happen. WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK WITH THIS GIRL.

2006-09-30 05:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by michelle 5 · 1 0

would i say yes.... noooooo,....... cos i would be too worried about the thing he had going with the waiter!!! come on now what kind of man would let a another man mess about with his butt with out knocking him out, and what bloke would grab the butt of someone he didn't know... they seem a bit closer then strangers...and also how did he find the place and get the big mirror.... i think he was using the mirror to keep his eye on the waiter behind my back...i now know he must be gay... he only wants to marry me to get his hands on my vast fortune....

2006-09-30 06:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 2 0

ur bum,u nutter! it was going good till the bum bit but i would say yes cus i love a guy who makes me laugh and it was kinda romantic! but i would make u put the ring on using your hands not your bum!

2006-09-30 21:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by jo 4 · 0 0

That would spoil it in one sense but then it would be pretty funny. And I'd say yes... Maybe heheeh depends on how ur bums talked to me...

2006-09-30 05:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Kimberly C 2 · 0 0

LOL!!!! I had to read that part twice cuz it kinda shocked me after all that romantic stuff. It would seem a little out of place, but i'd just laugh. I'd just be so happy that he asked me to marry him I wouldn't care.

2006-09-30 05:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsay 2 · 0 0

id proberly laugh and say yes but the bum cheaks seem a bit weird

2006-09-30 05:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by imoBABE 1 · 0 0

i would pick up the nearest long item and shove it in the talking hole and push him over the cliff and run off with the waiter a life with him and his talking *ss is gonna be 1 long embarassment

2006-09-30 05:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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