2006-09-30 05:29:42 · 17 answers · asked by Skydivingpea 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
well while u wait, y don't u clean up the keyboard since i am pretty sure u got blood on it? then get off the computer. Stick your hand in the garbage disposal. You will not be able to tell which blood game from your thumb. I guess that kinda solves it.
2006-09-30 07:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cut off your other thumb, with two places for the blood to come out, it may at least slow down the bleeding of the first thumb.
If not, try chopping off a few toes.
2006-09-30 05:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. And you can still type. My hero.
Luckily, you don't need your thumb- at all. Try chopping off the other one to look even. You'd look really weird with only 9 digits. But 8 is fine. Plus, when you lose all that blood, you get a really cool lightheaded dizzy feeling. Sort of like you're flying.
2006-09-30 05:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apply direct pressure to the injured area. Did you save the thumb? If so, place it on ice and go to the nearest hospital. The thumb might actually be able to be reattached.
2006-09-30 05:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am sure you didnt chop your thumb off for real, believe me you would be excited and running around while you wait for the ambulance and not sitting in front of the computer. Some one I know already had the expierence chopping a finger off for real!
2006-09-30 05:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by corinna_jessica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, since you've got time to get on the internet, I'm a little suspicious but here goes...
You won't STOP the bleeding but direct pressure will slow it down.
:: wonders the best way to get blood out of the keyboard... ::
2006-09-30 05:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by princessmeltdown 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apply pressure, put the thumb on ice.
2006-09-30 05:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt that you really chopped of your thumb if you are able to concentrate well enough to use the computer.
2006-09-30 06:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep pressure on the area above the thumb. Hold it up above your head.
I really dont believe you did this, or you wouldnt be on the computer.
2006-09-30 05:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apply pressure!!
2006-09-30 05:33:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋