One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
an oldie but a goodie one of my fav jokes!
2006-09-30 05:29:28 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha thats cute!!!!!!!!!
Now I want a candy bar.....damn'it.
2006-09-30 05:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to GO VEGAN, and they will be "cleaner" when they get frisky. Check with smith he already did one up on this. BIG WILLIE STYLE.... keep it real ~ be vegan, peace
2006-09-30 05:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
but u really made me want some candy!
2006-09-30 06:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well frisky can make things very hot so chocklet melts so eat it or let it melt in your mouth ...then eat it LOL!
2006-09-30 07:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by sassymexo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very cute, i've never heard that 1 be4 i like it.
2006-09-30 05:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whew, i never knew candy bars could do that!!
2006-09-30 06:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the best candy joke ever!!!
2006-09-30 05:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by erilso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
junior bars!
2006-09-30 05:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that made my day :D
2006-09-30 05:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by azndevilz2791 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-30 05:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by bored1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋