Christians say your time is up and you ascend, but you don’t see Jesus or God, you see Buddha. What do you say and do?
Atheists say your time is up and you ascend and to your horror, you see the white pearly gates and Jesus and God with a smirk on there face what do you say and do?
Agnostics say your time is up and you descend, because you couldn’t choose one or the other, and you see a lake of fire, pitchfork, and a guy in red with horns and a forked tail, what do you do and say?
2006-09-30 04:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1 That was a waste of a perfectly good life.
2 awwh shi t
3 holy bloody dooley
2006-09-30 04:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by frank m 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, since God does exist and Jesus did die for us, I'll see Him. I probably won't say or do much since at that point I'll see how miserably I compare to perfection, and how far I am from heaven, even if I'm feet away from the gate. After my sins are read, I may be escorted toward hell, but Jesus will step in, and ask God to remember to put my sins on his tab, bc He didn't have any when He died, and so He wants to pay for mine with His credit. And when everyone is judged, His death will pay for all the sins of everyone who believed in Him. That's what will happen. I am confident
2006-09-30 11:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by STEPHEN J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As an atheist, if I were to die and find that there was indeed an after life, I would respond in the following way(s).
1. If I went straight to hell, well, I had that coming. I would accept it as my fate.
2. If God were to offer his forgiveness and understanding, I would accept it with all humility, and take my reward in heaven. I would feel guilt that I had doubted, but knowing that I had been a good person I would be able to get over that guilt.
2006-09-30 12:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Christians say your time is up and you ascend, but you don’t see Jesus or God, you see Buddha. What do you say and do?"
I'd ask to be sent to where Jesus Christ is. Where He is, is where I want to be.
2006-09-30 11:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend, it won't matter what you say or do at that point. The time for choosing is while you're alive. It's not a crap shoot either. The truth can be found. It's been written on your heart. Take the next 30 days and honestly ask God to reveal himself to you in a way that allows you to know who he really is. Let me know you're going to commit to this and I will pray and ask God as well on your behalf. then after 30 days the question you're really going after will be resolved.
2006-09-30 11:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by louser777 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You do your own studying and decide what you believe. You don't have to believe anyone else because they say something. A true God would not expect his truth to be spread only by the forked tongues of humans. Think about it... The only thing you were given is your conscience, go by it and find the truth for yourself, everyone sees it differently.
2006-09-30 11:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Why would it be to my horror to find myself in heaven?
God is an atheist and only atheists will be welcome in heaven.
God has no use for people who refuse to use their intellects or who rely on the words of other people. Atheists are the only group that actually follows what God told us to do.
2006-09-30 11:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Left the building 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
you got the atheists bit wrong we go on holiday in hell we all get the sunbeds out for a tan
2006-09-30 11:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well as a Agnostic I guess I would be glad to see all my friends again ,if there is a hell thats where they all are lol
2006-09-30 11:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by learningnewthings 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Buddha admitted that he is just a man. It doens't make sense you would make him out to be God.
2006-09-30 11:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋