1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.
5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Also, just a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy
2006-09-30 04:17:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And don't forget:
MANipulator
MANure
MANiac
MENace
Nice post : )
2006-09-30 04:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it truly is an fairly severe question, i will supply you an fairly severe answer. No, it shouldn't. i ought to work out you ask this similar question in a room finished of "bitches", yet you would not be able to. you'd be too busy attempting to procedure the actual shown reality that there are women those who're actually round you. i'm hoping the subsequent time you ever devour a sandwich made through a lady (laughable), it really is laced with laxatives. sturdy day.
2016-11-25 03:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You also notice how it is WO-MEN (woe before all men).
I liked it, I thought it was very funny. By the way, I am a man. Finally something to counter all the blonde jokes that are so demeaning. Way to go.
Good luck to you, I hope you find yourself a good MENtor.
2006-10-01 08:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by wetsaway 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That WAS funny and the only reason the guys on here are upset is because you just put the Resume for their life on the internet.
2006-09-30 04:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, well it made me chuckle hon. Do the others know that this is a jokes category? shouldn't come on here without a sense of humour. LOL
2006-09-30 04:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live and learn, My Dear! LOL. LOL.
The Guys have a hard time with your criticism! LOL.
Have a great week!
2006-10-02 04:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You naughty little rasberry! Come here, you need a spanking!
2006-09-30 04:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finnally someone said it. you should send that out a a email
2006-09-30 06:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by erilso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell it like it is girl
men are a bunch of thongs( a pain in the *ss)
2006-09-30 05:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats pretty funny!!
2006-09-30 04:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tis a gd 1.... :) haha
2006-09-30 07:03:54 · answer #11 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋