Little Johnny had a dream that his his grandma was going to die. The next day she did in fact die. Later that night, he had another dream that his grandpa would die. Next day, his grandpa died.
He told his parents about the dreams and they just told him that it was coincidence and not to worry about it.
He went to bed that night and had a dream that night that his father died. He woke up and went into his parents bedroom to check on his father. They told him to go back to sleep and that everything was fine.
The next morning his father was still alive. Johnny was so happy. Then they heard something on the front porch. They opened the door and saw that the mailman had dropped dead on their porch.
2006-09-30 04:06:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is this supposed to mean?
2006-09-30 04:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Charlotte_T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard a joke like that before. hmm, i don't know if i'll remember all of it but...
a man had a wife that was pregnant. the wife was really scared about giving birth because of the pain. so the couple asked the doctor and he said they had this new invention thingie that could transfer the pain of child birth to the dad. the husband agreed b/c he loved his wife so much. when the woman started giving birth, the doctor was like to the man, are you ready? and the man said yes. the doctor then switched the machine on to tranfer 10% of the pain to the man. the man said, i don't feel anything, and the woman kept screaming, so the doctor switched it to 25%. the man still didn't feel any pain, and the woman was still screaming from pain. so the doctor switched it on to 50%. the man didn't feel any pain and the woman was screaming still. the man finally said, why don't you just turn it to 100%? the doctor agreed but was a little hesitant. the shock from the pain may kill you, he said but the man said he was ready. so, he made 100% of the woman's pain tranfer to the guy. the guy felt nothing. fo the couple went home happy with a beautiful baby and had a pain free birth. when they got home, they found the mailman dead on their porch, face twisted in pain.
i think i got most of it right, idk
and i know there is no such machine, its just a story
2006-09-30 04:43:14 · answer #2 · answered by Vanna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the whole truth??
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"
2006-09-30 12:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe It's been awhile since I've heard that one. Poor mailman. LOL
2006-09-30 04:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means that the mailman was his real father....hmm cute
2006-09-30 04:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, cant believe how many funny people are on here today !! xx
2006-09-30 05:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I see. Naughty. Naughty.
2006-09-30 04:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Forward 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a surprising joke
thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-30 04:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. x lol
2006-09-30 04:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hord this one before
2006-09-30 04:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋