I want them to say:
"Look!!! She's moving!!!!"
2006-09-30 03:59:57 · 24 answers · asked by Spookshow Baby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't want any sort of funeral or memorial service. I'd like for all of us to say what needs saying in the here and now, because once we're gone it's too late.
2006-09-30 04:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What funeral?
I do not intend to have a funeral.
Funerals are for the living and since I will not be in attendance, I prefer people go do something they enjoy.
2006-09-30 11:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I was somewhat intelligent, somewhat talented, somewhat pretty (cause dammit, I tried all my life!), and that I was fun and knew how to live life to the fullest.
I also want there to be a lot of drinking and merry-making at my funeral--no sad, dull, dour, stuffy funeral for me!
2006-09-30 11:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to be cremated, the ashes spread and that is it. In my living will I state there will be no memorial or funeral. However, anyone may say anything about me they feel is appropriate.
2006-09-30 11:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
I want my funeral to be my roast.
I want everyone to take their best shot at an off-color joke about me.
And then I want an open bar.
Prop a Sam Adams in my hand, too
2006-09-30 11:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I really do not care,just make it short and sweet and get on with it. No funeral, cremation for me. Spread my ashes in the Texas hill country.
2006-09-30 11:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Law Law. In Christ(the end of the law) there are no funerals; Because in Christ there is no law = no sin = no death nor hell following such a Death rider, on a pale horse called Law is both the source of imp-u-ted sin, and the strength of sin's death sting; Both good and evil. Both life and death(does NOT end with life).
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ WITH YOU ALL. AMEN.
2006-09-30 11:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on a roll today, I have to agree with spooky for the second time today..
I dont want money spent..I'm dead.Put me a trash bag...who cares...have a party...my shell is gone...what matters is my eternal soul...(I know this part is not included in my agreement with spooky...)
2006-09-30 11:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She lived to be 100 yrs old and she had a happy life what a way to go!!
2006-09-30 11:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by Curious J. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice obituary. I want them to say:"There goes the best leader the world has ever seen. Or at least Romania has ever seen."
2006-09-30 11:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋