Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
The third dog said,"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
2006-09-30 03:43:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao old one but good one... =p
2006-09-30 07:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA ,that became into rather humorous!! Alternantive. a woman became into out golf sooner or later whilst she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and located a frog in a capture. The frog suggested to her, 'in case you launch me from this capture, i will become a handsome guy and you are able to marry me and that i would be your husband" "F##CK OFF, i might extremely have a speaking Frog!"
2016-10-15 09:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-30 06:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick yet funny in a twisted way i wonder how the boyfriend felt.
2006-09-30 04:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha>>> the third dog is lucky.. a funny one. LOL
2006-09-30 03:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty mild actually compared to some that i've heard.
2006-09-30 04:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horrible! But I like it anyway!
2006-09-30 04:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay - that is just plain WRONG... HOWEVER- It was so funny, that I had to share it with my Fiancee who got a good chuckle out of it too! Thanks!!!
2006-09-30 03:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by Glory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-09-30 04:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by Forward 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had me lmao, keep them coming.x
2006-09-30 04:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this joke it was really good keep them cummin
2006-09-30 04:55:46 · answer #11 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋