There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting
at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."
"Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jay birds
fifty years ago this morning."
"Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you say...should we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man. "One's in your coffee and
the other one's in your oatmeal!"
2006-09-30 03:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha ewwww!! i hope to never get that saggy... even if surgery is the answer.. lol im going to be forever hotttt lol
your jokes make my day babii
2006-09-30 07:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty one >> Old man means the boobs are so sagging>>hahahaa >>>made me laugh heartful.
2006-09-30 11:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, as long as the food/beverage is not too hot as to make the nipples fall off.
2006-09-30 11:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO to those you want questions posted here; this site is called Yahoo Answers that means not everything has to be a freaking question!
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2006-09-30 10:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny on first read....but then the mental picture one gets is just Yuck.
2006-09-30 10:32:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. That is a good one. Tell your parents to put some clothes on next time! :P
2006-09-30 10:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one boob say to another?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts!
2006-09-30 10:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the other was in chocolate than oatmeal:))
2006-09-30 10:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name says it all
2006-09-30 11:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-30 10:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by *JC* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋