There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting
at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."
"Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jay birds
fifty years ago this morning."
"Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you say...should we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man. "One's in your coffee and
the other one's in your oatmeal!"
2006-09-30 03:00:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LMAO once again a great joke!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-30 03:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An answer to the previous fly cut off penis question
A police man fought with notorious terrorist HARDY all night long and finally killed him. While examining the body , he noticed that hardy got twenty two inches long dick.
He cut off the penis and wished that he must bring it back home make his wife see such wonder.
At home , he found his wife in bath and said from outside "darling , My night was awful , I killed a terrorist and I have got one surprise for you".
He went inside other room for a change and wife returned to the room.
When he came back only to found his wife in sober mood.
What happened darling?
It is alright with me but may the soul of Hardy have peace.
2006-09-30 10:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by Gagk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old people and sex are not a good combination. But, its still funny.
2006-09-30 11:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was great you just made my day again!!!!
Thanks again
Adam D.
2006-09-30 10:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, I'm going to print this out for my nana, she's 82 & i'm sure she'll love it.
2006-09-30 10:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....good one. Not me....I hardly ever do that ..especially in the coffee.............
2006-09-30 10:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
but this place is to ask questions not tell jokes -.-
2006-09-30 10:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...loved the joke...didn't know it was coming...keep them coming...lolol
2006-09-30 10:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by claudeward49 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww lol
2006-09-30 11:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋