Last night at some creepy circus, I traded my two children for a "Magical Monkey." But, I have figured out that this monkey isn't magical at all. He just sits there watching TV, and in the first five minutes of being home he crapped all over my house. And has fleas. And one of his legs is fake. And he's blind. I went back to the circus, and it is now GONE. I need help, I WANT MY KIDS BACK. what can I do?
There is a guy in an antique store in town who will take my kids for an iguana that can do math. NOW that must be a better trade. HELP ME.
2006-09-30 02:40:31 · 12 answers · asked by Bruce B 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Just another nutcase........................
2006-09-30 02:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cant you find some magic beans instead. That way when the beanstalk grows you can climb to the top and you'll be so high you'll be able to see where the circus is hiding the kids. Then trade the monkey to the big giant guy who lives up there, so he'll come down and stomp on the circus folk till they give the kids back. And forget the iguana. He never made it out of fourth grade.
2006-09-30 02:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by trishopesisters 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may be able to make a trade for the iguana with the magical monkey, but I wouldn't count on getting the kids back.
2006-09-30 02:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Laura Renee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the same old story. Mother finds man/monkey (same thing) she likes and her kids leave to join the circus. Maybe they're having fun. Let them be and sell the monkey.
2006-09-30 02:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what are you on? If the monkey is blind why is he watching TV all day? Heck if your kids are anything like most that I've met I'd take the blind, gimpy, poo throwing monkey.
2006-09-30 02:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by gizbit76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should traid the monkey to the antique guy and get ya kids back if that doesnt work then you go to the police and tell them your kids have been kidnapped and if that doesnt work then you get them back byyourself and stay strong
2006-09-30 02:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the mean time while you try to figure out what to do. All i can suggest is that you spank the monkey......
2006-09-30 02:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, sad, the kids are really in a better place
2006-09-30 03:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by madtyga2002 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What hole did you crawl out from
2006-09-30 02:44:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you don't have children and never should.
2006-09-30 03:01:20 · answer #10 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a great fairytale..
2006-09-30 02:45:30 · answer #11 · answered by relyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋