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2006-09-30 02:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i had a dog
his name was rover
when he died
he died all over
~~~~~~~~~~~~from my mom
i had a little woman
tied her to a stump
then i made her rump
go bumpety-bump
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my dad
2006-09-30 02:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
((By the way, 'Cafe Nero' is a cafe branch around the UK, much like Starbucks. Right, so you'll need to sing this...you all know the tune! Honest... you;ll soon see what the tune is...))
Sometime after lunch time in my wildest fantasy...
Somewhere just beyond my reach there's a coffee mug calling to me.
Freshly filtered coffee, all steaming from the heat...
It's gonna take the best cafe to save my tired feet!
I need a Nero..!
I'm holding on for a Nero til the end of the day!
It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be hot and it's gotta be a frothy latte!
I need a Nero!
I'm looking out for a Nero before I simply explode.
It can't be full fat, it can't be decaff but must be strong enough to corrode...
I need a Nero!
2006-09-30 10:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halloween
Wishes are flying in the sky,the old black cat sits near by
We run from house to house to see,what kind of goodies there "s going to be. When we get home with our bags POW high
My Mom is always standing by,she check and checks to see
To make sure there"s no unsafe treats.
this poem was written by me ,mother of 5 when my kids were
were young,now all grown with kids of there own
2006-09-30 09:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by elizabeth_davis28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shortest poem in the English language entitled :
"Fleas"
Adam,
He 'ad 'em.
Another that I like is: "Look at the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I was a moron.
My God, perhaps I am!"
2006-09-30 09:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a lovely lot of Aunties,
few uncles, in my youth.
I lived amongst their pinafored legs,
their curlered hair, their wash-line pegs.
They never spoke of what they'd missed.
I only ever saw them pissed
at Christmas when they laughed a lot.
They seemed to value what they'd got.
Just sometimes in their spinster eyes
I thought they mourned what they had not.
2006-09-30 10:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a little earthworm
Crawling on his belly
I wonder if he'd like to come inside
And see whats on the telly
2006-09-30 09:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many men so beautiful
All dead they died lie
And many many slimey things lived on
And so did I
AhhAHAHAHHAHA FUNNY HAH
2006-09-30 09:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by maguathehearteater 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was an old man from Nantucket....
2006-09-30 10:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
2006-09-30 09:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Yada yada yada.
fill in the blanks you.
2006-09-30 09:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by Moosi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋