Come on we all heard them. Mine was " Is that a mirror in your jeans girl caus I can see myself in yo pants" and that was only high school.
2006-09-30 02:09:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Mine was I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Or that bathtub thing, How weird was that???
2006-09-30 02:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pooge 2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was girls night out and I was dancing with a man who said,
"My name is Ben, You know like as in Big Ben"
I started laughing and had to leave the dance floor....
I was in a coffee shop and a guy came up to me and said,
"You are a walking orgasm" I had to think about that one for a while. I finally figured out it must have been a compliment. LOL
2006-09-30 02:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have your number so I can tell my mom where Im staying tonight?
NIce shoes, wanna do it?
Nice outfit, it would look better on the floor by my bed.
(He checks the tag on your top) Jsut as I thought- 100% Perfection
2006-09-30 02:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by LuLuBelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God! I have been impotent for 5 years and I think you have the power to cure me!
2006-09-30 02:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did it hurt when u fell from heaven.i think that is the worst pick up line Eva.
2006-09-30 02:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Funniest is...
Do You come here often?
Great!
Here's $10Bucks -Go get a wash you Dirty Tramp!
2006-09-30 02:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"wanna go f*ck.... i'm clean"
stupid drunks
2006-09-30 02:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by quiet_nights@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋