he is planing to flood the world by next week. I need to contact the best pet dealers in town. Plz help.
2006-09-30 01:58:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jump ship and swim away as fast as you can. 40 days and 40 nights on a boat with only Paris Hilton to talk to? I'd rather drown.
2006-09-30 02:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by madevali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then God is telling you to get 2 of each VD. Paris Hilton is a nasty skeez.
Good luck with the boat. Make sure you pack lots of penicillin.
2006-09-30 02:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rabid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton? The collective gene pool will drop substantially if future generations rely on her for reproductive capacities.
2006-09-30 02:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, wasnt God talking to you, He promised in His word to never flood the entire earth again. so it must have been the devil u were hearing.. the imposter...lol.
plus, i think God might have asked you to choose a more sturdy woman than poor Paris,.... shes so skinny she might break after her first son... lol.... then theres the whole hanging out in a big boat with all those animals for so long. shes more of a "i cant break a nail" kinda women.... not to outdoorsy.. i mean... have you SEEN simple life??!!
2006-09-30 02:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sure you think you're a great man... but why Paris???
To fit the number of animals you'll get... you may have to rent out one or two Nimitz-Class aircraft carriers or supertankers (building one will cost you heavily man), then there's the animals... you'll need to cough up a lot of dough to buy them and even more to take care of them... then to get Paris to come with you, you'll need even more dough and lots of ices and jewels... you've gots yourself a lot of work buddy.
2006-09-30 02:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Paris Hilton? Why not Claudia Schifer? or why not Sharapova?
2006-09-30 02:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by x_squared 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eddison and Hilton sitting under a tree...
2006-09-30 02:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by chilean_sea_ass 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need a ship, are you planning to sail somewhere? Or are you wanting to build an Ark, which means a box.
2006-09-30 02:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you imagine all those poor animals looking like Paris, or even worse, acting like her.
That's not evolution. That's deEvolution.
2006-09-30 02:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by Doug B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God will not flood the earth again.
2006-09-30 02:00:44 · answer #10 · answered by » mickdotcom « 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋