A guy and a girl were in a bar. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, "This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
The girl was sweating.
Then he took off his pants and said, "This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
By now, the girl wanted to jump on him. Then he took off his boxers and the girl started to run for the door.
The guy asked, "Whats wrong? Where are you going?"
The girl said, "With 2,000 pounds fo dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow."
2006-09-30 01:14:16 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so cute!!!!!! The girl must have been blond!!! I loved it! 10/10
2006-09-30 03:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
7
2006-09-30 02:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-09-30 02:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good out of 10 points you'd get an 8 at least.
2006-09-30 01:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by scoob_dog_03 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell more and i give that from 1-10 a 7
2006-09-30 01:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Itzel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very Funny
2006-10-01 00:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......i heard that joke 30 years ago from an old friend....(Rest in peace Harry)
2006-09-30 01:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by Joey Bagadonuts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ;p an 8
2006-09-30 04:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 LMAO
2006-09-30 01:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a quick one, sure, yet not naughty.......I by no potential anticipated such one from Pd. a woman got here skipping homestead FROM college sooner or later. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we've been counting right this moment, and all the different young ones would desire to basically count extensive type to 4, yet I counted to ten. See? a million, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "very solid," suggested her mom. "Is it because of the fact i'm blonde, Mommy?" "sure, Honey, it rather is considering the fact which you're blonde." the following day the lady got here skipping homestead FROM college. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we've been asserting the alphabet right this moment, and all the different young ones would desire to basically say it to D, yet I suggested it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!" "very solid," suggested her mom. "Is it because of the fact i'm blonde, Mommy?" "sure, Honey, it rather is considering the fact which you're blonde." the following day the lady got here skipping homestead FROM college. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we've been in wellness club type right this moment, and whilst we showered, all the different females had flat chests, yet I even have those!" and she or he lifted her tank genuine to bare a pair of 36Cs. "very solid," suggested her embarrassed mom. "Is it because of the fact i'm blonde, mommy?" "No, Honey, it rather is considering the fact which you're 25."
2016-10-15 09:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋