Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
2006-09-30 01:06:56 · 23 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's really good.... thanks for the laugh... Johnny was just doing what he thought was right, but he got 2 black eyes in 2 days!! LOL, Vina
2006-09-30 04:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by guyanagyal4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little boys will always be cute and johnny is not an exception.I love him as I do love this joke>>>>hehehehe, funny..
2006-09-30 10:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johny should ask on the 1st instant what would have father done on such scene? he would not have had the 2nd black eye
2006-09-30 09:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by hemuind 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny rules, he wasnt wrong at all
2006-09-30 08:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by masterchief4501 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know johny i have a better replacement for "dress in the crack of butt", we use to say it "cow is chewing cloth". it sounds gentel.
by the way Lil Johny is ur nic name Electric ?
2006-09-30 08:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by Digitally Й!Й 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there ..
But I am very eager to know as to ...
what happened on the third day ??
Part 2 follows...or what ?
good..great ! and my hats off to you..!
Best wishes...to you ! (Mr Electric Johnny ?)
2006-09-30 19:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by suresh k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, johnny is a innocent boy with fresh mind . he is mischievious but understands in a childish way.
2006-10-02 02:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by mini 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lil. Johnny always right LOL
2006-09-30 08:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke & certainly not johonny's fault.
2006-09-30 08:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by Selva Meena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! I really LOVE this joke... thankyou for the laugh
2006-09-30 20:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by pointed_fangs2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋