A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.
The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.
The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. “This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I’m not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch.”
The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. “This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won’t pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch.”
The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.
An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and asks, “What do you think of this?”
The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out the liquid yelling “Why, this tastes like piss,”
The old drunk replies, “That’s right, now tell me how old I am.”
2006-09-30 00:55:26 · 7 answers · asked by TG 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Thanks for my morning giggle!
2006-09-30 01:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-30 01:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well hes a frustrated teen whos drunk and in need of counselling his age would be between 13 to 18
since he has taken his piss out he must be a bachelor
2006-09-30 01:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by george grohan mendal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-30 04:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by bigwilly1997 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
58 is the proper responce .
2006-09-30 01:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by playtoofast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
38 ?
2006-09-30 01:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by kitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one alot. I'll have to use it. Great joke
2006-09-30 07:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋