A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2006-09-30 00:54:18 · 11 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Spelling mistake: it is not by, but BUY
2006-09-30 00:55:00 · update #1
U SEEMS TO BE A NICE DOCTOR
this one is a new one for ME!!!!
2006-10-01 20:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is so old you could cut it open and count the rings.
You don't need a doctors prescrition to buy cyanide. Doctor's don't kill people.....remember.
You do need to complete paperwork, and sometimes possess permits to obtain poisons.
The most difficult part is finding a pharmacy that carries them. I've been a pharmacist for 18 years. I've worked hospitals, home-health, retail, and consulted. I've been inside close to 100 pharmacies. And the last time I saw one that carried poisons was NEVER.
Time for a new pharmacist joke! Here it is.
There was a technician that was always getting in trouble with the pharmacist for giving out wrong advice. The technician was told that he should always have the pharmacist do it.
The next day a customer came to the counter coughing rather badly and asked what the best medicine for cough was. The technician told the guy to go into the bathroom and use a Fleet enema and then come right back out.
As the guy ducked into the bathroom the pharmacist came over and told the technician he was fired. Just then the guy comes out of the bathroom and the technician exclaimed, "Well, he stopped coughing!".
2006-10-02 06:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by jloertscher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Well Sayonora!
2006-09-30 01:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it >> hehehehe >> A prescription is surely needed >> LOL.
2006-09-30 03:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a goodie!
2006-10-01 01:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! :) LOL! Thank you for the morning giggles!
2006-09-30 01:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I like it, very good.
2006-09-30 00:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...
2006-09-30 01:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by Selva Meena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey. a nother good one.
2006-09-30 01:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny.
2006-10-01 13:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋