2006-09-30 00:28:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Is it you or your twin I meet here last week?
2006-09-30 00:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On my Xanga blog is something called 'Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines'... dunno if anyone uses them though...
10. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
9. I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
6. Hey baby... drop that zero and get with a hero. In other words, you better come with me.
5. Have you been arrested? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
4. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
3. Did you hurt your head when that angel dropped you from heaven?
2. Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you!
1. You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day!
2006-09-30 00:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must have been the one from my husband!
He said, " I believe you used to be a nun! Tell me more"
We met at a wedding - his brother married a friend from College.
I had been a nun for six years, and had left the Convent just over six months prior to meeting him. We married 13 months after meeting. His marriage proposal - well that's another gem!
2006-09-30 00:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your last name must be Gillette, cos you're the best a man can get!
2006-09-30 00:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the F*ck is this posted in the Military section?
2006-09-30 00:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have you got any Greek in you?
"NO"
Want some?
I want you to be my smorgasboard so I could have what I want, when I want.
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? - THIS ONE WORKED!
Nice shoes, wanafuk?
I could go on and on and on...Aussie guys are not the classiest!
2006-09-30 00:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by djtanybee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fancy a sh@g love? No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one?
2006-09-30 00:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you been to space cus your bum is from another world!
this is from a cheeky man who kept smacking and pinching my bum all night in a club 1 time! he made me laugh but cringe at the same time! x
2006-09-30 00:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet your tired - coz u have been running around my mind all day!
I love your clothes, but they would look better on my floor!
2006-09-30 00:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by PeachyPies 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"What goes on tour stays on tour, how about it?"
Oh please - usually said by someone who thinks that being a long way from home suddenly makes him good looking, it never does!
2006-09-30 01:27:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is 10 pence ring your mum tell her your no coming home tonight
2006-09-30 00:32:23 · answer #11 · answered by johnny boy rebel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋