A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" .
2006-09-29 20:54:47 · 22 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohh I love it thats great although I think I would have been happy with the stamp collector and its true lawyers usualy do screw you
2006-09-29 21:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Blue S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawers right this moment are brokers nd intigate girkls mothers and fathers to call for extra. extra valuable use your individual head n heart nd settle the difficulty your self and kick that bloody criminal expert. U you would be answerable to god. Even women mothers and fathers have additionally began this activity for his or her selfish ends(exceptions are there) its very undesirable for society. Create a historic previous by potential of geting your criminal expert arrested. Such form of legal experts are polluting the society .
2016-10-15 09:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All agreements are contracts but all contracts may not be Agreements. So it may or may not be it depends how both behave and deal with each other.The result will vary from case to case.
2006-09-29 21:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawyers.lolzzzzzzzzzz.cool,after tellin the drawbacks of all professions i can say that lawyers is mixtures of evry 1 of this profession bt in vice versa way,so lawyers bcum the bst.
2006-09-30 05:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers are not good husbands, they argue in court as well as in the house.
2006-09-29 21:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. because they always come in when there is a murder or dispute or a bad deal. they need witnesses ,signatures and they always represent somebody else and they need a good judge and adjournments . GOOD BAD AND UGLY
2006-09-30 00:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by subra m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only ifyou are the Judge.
2006-09-29 21:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by nsk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being a lawyer u cannot say he is good husband because he is also a human being
2006-09-29 20:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by vanakkam1964 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh! That's a good One!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend!
2006-09-30 12:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u did a lot of hard work by typing that
2006-10-01 20:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋