The circus has arrived in town, and the lion tamer is about to finish his act. There is a large roll of the drums and he get's one of his lions to open it's mouth. Then the tamer put his manhood in it's mouth and starts to close the lions mouth. As the lions about to eat it he put it away at lightening speed and the crowd goes wild.
The ringmaster arrives, and as a bet asks anyone "Who will do the same trick for £500". No reply's "Who will do it for £1000" No reply's "Okay then £5000" And from the back of the stalls this small bloke comes down to the ring.
The ringmaster is frightened he will lose his money, so he say's to him "Do you have any last second thoughts about doing this"
The small bloke say's "Well, yes"
The ringmaster asks "What is it" ?
The bloke say's " I don't know if I can open my mouth as much as the lion did"
2006-09-29 20:28:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done, Nice to hear a good joke for a change
2006-09-29 21:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the circus as a kid. Nobody got their kn*b out. Maybe it would have made it more interesting if they had though.I just remember it being cold and boring.
2006-09-30 05:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! Love it, go the small bloke in the back!
2006-09-30 03:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by havoks_angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eugh, thats nasty,but in a funny kind of way!!! lol xx
2006-09-30 05:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooo I like it... Nice one!
2006-09-30 03:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,,
Where is the circus on tour now !!!!!
2006-09-30 03:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by junio130 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was the best one so far tonite keep it up very very good!!!!!!!!
2006-09-30 05:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a waste of time and space.
2006-09-30 03:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by rose_ee_lee 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahaha.....a cute one..........lol....
2006-09-30 03:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋