yo momma is so old and dried up even her crabs carry cantines
2006-09-29 20:22:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
2006-09-29 20:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sayin yo momma is big, but when she says she's going to lay around the house she lays AROUND the house... Yo momma is so big they gave her 18 zip codes and 2 area codes....
2006-09-30 03:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one...Yo mamma is so old, before God could say let there be light, he told her to get her big a$$ out the way!!
2006-09-30 04:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a crap her *** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
2006-09-30 03:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, well yo mamma's so fat that when she was born the Hospital had stretch marks.
2006-09-30 03:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by The Lobe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you stuck your nose in the wrong place there .. ROFL How else would you know she even had crabs .. NOSEY ... ROFL --- Boy where do people come up with this stuff ... ROFL -- Thanks for the laugh anyway .
2006-09-30 03:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Sun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well yo mama's so ugly you actually look like her
2006-09-30 04:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by josephus_einstein 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you trying out a so called a joke or r u trying to be funny?
2006-09-30 03:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by uclmr@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously... Is this supposed to be funny... Pleaseeeeee!!
2006-09-30 03:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross...what a waste of 5 points but thanks for the 2
2006-09-30 03:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by PoohBear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋