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i have a pair, they're hard and round...
and if i hunch over, they drag the ground...
and if i smash them, they will swell up...
and then i cant zip, my zipper up.

what am i talking about?

2006-09-29 20:15:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

O.M.G. someone actually answered lips to this... how would you ever zip up your pants with your lips? swollen or not. o~my~lord....our schools have failed us.

2006-09-29 20:24:10 · update #1

5 answers

Your thumbs.

2006-09-29 21:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by short5641sweet 3 · 0 0

Your lips

2006-09-29 20:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by myothernewname 6 · 0 0

not sure but it its your nuts they would have to be rather big to drag on the ground

2006-09-29 21:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Blue S 2 · 1 0

trouser

2006-09-29 20:21:03 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0 0

Your gonads?

2006-09-29 21:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by weasel_sponge 3 · 0 0

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