Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs a tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr: "I've been promoted as
branch manager."
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
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2006-09-29 20:04:19 · 8 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones......
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?".
2006-09-29 20:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sardar: The future tense is " u want to go to jail, that's where ur going".
2006-09-29 20:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Sun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this guy who was 1/2 irish, 1/2 scottish. he wanted a drink but he couldn't bring himself to buy one
2006-09-30 23:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one was good LOL
2006-09-29 20:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last one is funny .. uh and that one with the job *^_^*
2006-09-29 20:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by bigBERT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad....Thanks for sharing :-)
2006-09-29 20:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so stupid im not sure they can even qualify as a joke!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-29 20:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-30 13:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋