Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b
there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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2006-09-29 19:59:55 · 7 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow.hahahaha.nice jokes.i would rate 9.75 out of 10.
2006-09-29 20:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Translation -- sorry my hindi not stable yet here it quite is besides hindi- A chinese language became in scientific institution. Santa went 2 meet him. chinese language reported"CHING CHONG MOU CHOU CHU CHA"and died. Santa went to china 2 understand the meaning,that became dogs oxygen pipe his foot and hand....... hindi- categories of G.f scuffling with with their b.f--- Pilot di g.f:--->your some thing understand___ instructor di g.f:-->i'm learning__ dentist di g.f:-->teeth break my hand have it c.a di g.f:-->the place am I stay unerstand?___ Engineer di g.f:--->earlier bypass to ho bypass,then do later___;)
2016-10-18 05:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - boring. sorry, dude. just not that good. Keep trying, if you must.
2006-09-29 23:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by mancrib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are getting better,
2006-09-29 20:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2006-09-29 20:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.........good jokes......keep it up........lol
2006-09-29 20:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-30 13:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋