A guy is going on a bus and sees an extremely beautiful nun, he cant resist himself and walks up to her and asks her out, she gets disgusted and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver(guy) saw all this and said"I know how bad u must feel, tell ya what ,that nun goes to corner of the park nearby evreyday to pray, shes highly religious "
So the next day the guy goes to the park dressed up as jesus,he sees the nun at the spot where the bus driver said she would be.
He goes over to her and says that he is Jesus and descend from heaven evry few centuries to get laid. The nun says that she would be honored to do so , but she says"there are a few conditions in order to remain pure and be able to enter heaven u can only do it in the a.s.s" The guy agrees, and they do it.
Afterwards the guy starts crying, he says"im sorry i have commited a grave sin, im not jesus, im in fact the guy on the bus"
The nun says"Dont Worry, I have sinned too, im actually the THE BUS DRIVER! "
2006-09-29 19:56:54 · 12 answers · asked by ssuasw 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahhahha hilarious!
2006-09-29 19:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by nessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it sucks becasue he would definalty tell the differnce between a guy and girl.
2006-09-29 20:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crazy and hillariouse in one joke who thought of it?
2006-09-29 20:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-09-29 20:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Martin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-29 20:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but predictable. sorry.
2006-09-29 19:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that was great. made me laugh
2006-09-29 20:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by havoks_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha ,, good one lol
2006-09-29 20:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he LOL
2006-09-29 20:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........I could not hold my laugh........hahaha...
very funny ............
2006-09-29 20:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋